Rivers Cuomo

he's a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embarassed of being famous and i assume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)

he really shouldnt even be defined. he'd hate this.

by ~shmoe November 25, 2003

rivers cuomo

Not a rock star, a Rock God.

I wish I was Rivers Cuomo.

by MasterPrime June 14, 2004

Andrew Cuomo

A scab that grows between the butt crack. Some people even call it a bridge.

John: Did you take the Andrew Cuomo to get to the other side?
Mary: You mean the Tappan Zee bridge?
John: No, the scab between your butt crack.

by Honest New Yorker January 19, 2021

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

my rock idol

dude rivers is the coolest

by cheesepantz A.K.A sportf4600 January 1, 2004

rivers cuomo

My kickass idol/god. Was dumped by his girlfriend before the recording of the Blue CD.

'God damn you half-Japanese girls...'

by silh0uette May 29, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly

Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.

by . March 10, 2003