CUOMO-SEXUAL

SOMEONE WHO GETS OFF ON UNWANTED TOUCHING DUE TO THEIR HERTAGE OR CULTURE

"I IDENTIFY AS A CUOMO-SEXUAL, SO I CAN ONLY FINISH WHEN THE TOUCHING IS NON-CONSENTUAL. BUT, NOT TO WORRY, ITS DUE TO MY RACIAL IDENTITY"

by Silkygl August 11, 2021

Cuomo 19

Noun When a celebrity, politician, or News anchor pretends to be infected or is asymptomatic of said designated disease or condition, often getting caught by disregarding their self quarantine or having a miraculous recovery time

Did POTUS really catch the Beer Flu or did he catch the Cuomo 19 bug?

by Diligent Escape October 22, 2020

Cuomo’d

Cuomo’d: when someone in a government agency elevates the accuracy of the actual rate of incidence.

" Man... someone in the government really cuomo’d these numbers now I gotta be cribbing all spring break."

by lil retahd March 15, 2021

Cuomo’ed out

When you’re fucking sick of hearing about Andrew Cuomo.

After hearing about his endless scandals, I was cuomo’ed out.

by Shibadeeboo August 31, 2021

quid pro cuomo

An example of corruption which is both severe and unabashedly public. An abuse of power that the abuser does not bother to attempt to cover up.

You mean Margaret just gave her sister the day off in the middle of the weekend rush? Typical quid pro cuomo!

by David T. Miller August 10, 2015

Rivers Cuomo

The frontman of Weezer. Born on June 13, 1970. He is devoted to Vipassana Meditation and is said to meditate twice a day. Many people have stated the many positive changes that have occurred in Rivers ever since he started this method. Due to meditation, Rivers declared that he would remain celibate for 2 years. He stayed true to his word and even went over the 2 years deadline. Rivers stated that he wanted to break his celibacy on his wedding night...June 18th, 2006 (which was yesterday). He is also a Harvard graduate. He received his Bachelor of Arts in English and American Literature after attending school on and off for 11 years on June 8th 2006. He does often give off that snobby/sarcastic vibe but he has sold over 7 million albums, is filthy rich, and is a Harvard graduate. Anyone with a list of accomplishments like that would have a bit of an ego don't u think? I think the main reason why he's so appealing to me is because he doesn't fit the image of a stereotypical rocker.
He's pretty shy/quiet, has a small stature and is known for his Buddy Holly glasses (although I haven't seen him wearing them lately).
He also finds Asian women attractive. His wife is Japanese.
I think he went through a pretty tough time during the Pinkerton era but I can tell he changed a lot from then. He seems more mature/wise/a lot happier now. There's this look of peace on his face whenever I see him.
I think Rivers is very charismatic (although he doesn't think so).

Rivers Cuomo = genius.

by A. September 2, 2008

Rivers Cuomo

he's a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embarassed of being famous and i assume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)

he really shouldnt even be defined. he'd hate this.

by ~shmoe November 24, 2003