cuntish

An alternate word for chav speak or 'txt' speak. Interchangeble with the word fuckwit, in the context of chav speak.

Chav : Oi m8, wot u lukin' at lyk?
Human : I'm sorry, I don't speak cuntish. Can you repeat that in English for me?

by Watanabe Shinchi October 31, 2006

cuntfished

Being scammed online by a straight man pretending to be a woman, mostly with the intent of pulling nudes from other women.

Mandy turned out to be a dude. He cuntfished me.

by fknMel December 9, 2016

Cuntish thing to say

A good example would be saying "I don't owe you anything." when there was no context implying the person (s) involved implied as such the implication is unwarranted.

For no reason that bitch said "I don't owe you shit" What a cuntish thing to say

by insanegod October 14, 2018

Cuntlashed

A term which means being twice as pissed as 'shitfaced'; on account of the words being used having more extreme connotations. A term to be used sparingly around the females.

Completely pissed. Wasted. Out of it. Spangled. Ruddled.

Little billy was cuntlashed after he drunk a litre of cheap vodka in the park.

'Are you gonna drink all 3 of those jugs of TVR and be the cuntlashed twat who has to be walked home?'

by PJ_Bukem w/G dog September 1, 2006

cuntish

the act of being a cunt

Payton talked to Bret in a cuntish way.

by smokedathurb November 13, 2014

cuntisha

A nickname for when your friend is being a ghetto cunt.

"Umm Cuntisha ever sing you put those hot pink thigh high boots on you've been acting really ghetto and rude :/"

by Twinkb April 10, 2016

cuntisha

A nickname for when your friend is being a ghetto cunt.

"Umm Cuntisha ever sing you put those hot pink thigh high boots on you've been acting really ghetto and rude :/"

by Twinkb April 10, 2016