Noun
Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.
-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.
-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin
by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018
by frogzx May 07, 2011
Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
by cool_guy November 15, 2012
this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.
Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?
Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!
Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!
by no names are left November 12, 2009
Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.
by ndig October 22, 2008