Cunt-Muffin

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!

by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009

cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018

cunt muffin

The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest

Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique

by frogzx May 31, 2011

cunt muffin

Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.

Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"

by cool_guy November 14, 2012

cunt muffin

this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.

Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?

Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!

by no names are left November 12, 2009

Cunt muffin

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

by ndig February 26, 2009

Cunt muffin

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019