Fuck's Cunt 

a statement used when something takes you by surprise and pisses you off at the same time usually followed by absconding the person who offended you.

on the subject of a man sampling his own fluid:

Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.

Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!

Fuck's Cunt by King Leper September 22, 2010

Mother's Cunt 

The flange of your mum

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt

Mother's Cunt by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

Tighter then a nun's cunt 

A term used to describe anything thats very tight, in a satirical manner, because nuns can't have sex, therefore there cunts would be tight. plus its fun to say, and it flows nice

Danm bro this fucking nail is tighter then a nun's cunt

Tighter then a nun's cunt by -_- _/(-_-)\_ November 8, 2020

cat's cunt 

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

cat's cunt by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

Bethany's Cunt 

A beautiful vagina, soft and silky, and sweet like a little pink rosebud.

If you come across a Bethany's Cunt you just can't stop yourself from becoming intoxicated by it's juices.

After they had seen a Bethany's Cunt,

they would always want to see it again and again.

Bethany's Cunt by ThatOneMarriedBitch October 20, 2011

cunt's hair 

Small ammount or short distance.

I missed that shot by a cunt's hair.

cunt's hair by jkits July 9, 2006

Your Mum's Cunt Stinks

a phrase used to start fights by a group known only as the fountain boys, they use it loosely amongst each other however say it to make people angry, it implies that they have experienced a stink from your mothers vagina, the phrase has now spread to a much wider community, it is widely used in australia

a man walks up to a bar and says to the guy sitting next to him "your mum's cunt stinks"

Your Mum's Cunt Stinks by John Gould April 30, 2006