cumguzzler

One who goes into a retail store and badgers the sales people with a bunch of stupid questions and then leaves without making a purchase.

We don't sell those here you cumguzzling old bastard!

by Kodybear July 15, 2008

cumguzzler

1.)a person or thing that is particularly gay or douchey.

2.) a woman(hopefully) that, after the man ejaculates in the womans mouth, she gargles the jizz.

hey that kids is a fucking fag!!

yea hes a cumguzzler!

by the main cumguzzler March 3, 2011

cumguzzling fuckslut

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.

(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

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by Mary25099525 October 23, 2010

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

cumguzzling gutterslut

A slut (internet or non) who guzzles cum. Generally found trying to retaliate to barbs with witty responses, but the mouth is too full of cum to understand.

Teknine is a cumguzzling gutterslut, just look at it in his mouth.

by TentacleQueen November 5, 2009

Dillwacking Cumguzzler

A man, or woman, who is exceptionally annoying and could be also said because you think a male is gay.

See also: gay

"Dude, Talon is wearing rainbow socks. He must be a Dillwacking Cumguzzler."

by freezefire December 21, 2007

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022