cumlord

me and myself with your mother

i am your mother's cumlord

by koki bolls August 11, 2021

Cumformist

Internet uses that submit to peer pressure in an effort to avoid sticky situations.

Iggy's cumformist ways saved him from many a hairy hiccup.

by Tempest Lefavre July 11, 2010

cumlordian

The offspring of two lord cappertons

Look at that cumlordian over there what a loser

by Cosmics November 7, 2020

culford school

Shitty school.
Full of foreigners.
Snakiest place on earth.
The girls are just typical white girls.
Anyone that has a personality gets expelled.

culford school is shit and full of snakes.

by billy fresh June 6, 2018

cumlord

Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard

Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?

by Margaret Thatcher February 27, 2004

cumlord

A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.

Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

Cumlord

When someone’s being a dick or generally making you upset; a very widely known homosexual man

Guy: holy shit here comes the cumlord
Cumlord: I got horses in the back, horse stock is attached

by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020