Cumfart

After a man passionately claps his receptive male partner’s cheeks without wearing condoms, the receptive male pushes out from his bumhole the cum of the man who fucked him raw and hard. Typically, the cum is mixed with the air that gets pumped into the bottom’s ass as a result the man thrusting his dick violently during the sex. It often ends with a beautiful ASMR sound effect.
Jack: I heard a loud sound that went like “spluuuuuurt!” from Pat’s bathroom last night. What was that?

Rob: Oh, that was Pat releasing a cumfart after I bareback fucked him hard during our hookup last night. I came so much in his ass.
by HornyTop25 January 01, 2025
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Cumfart

What you are when playing Among Us and you’re name isn’t KingCapper.
Sup Cumfarts
by DildoD September 21, 2020
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Cumfart

When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."
*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"
by Comfort69 June 19, 2018
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Usfat Cumfart

When you see a fat girl and it causes you to jizz in the nearest asshole
Lizzo comes in the room, you see a girl is sitting at your desk, and she did an Usfat cumfarts cause you already made a jizz on the desk.
by Mr Hunt 911 December 15, 2021
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Cornish Cumfart

Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.
OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop
by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023
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The cumfart cancel

The act of ejaculating into another man’s asshole while he farts aggressively to cancel out the ejaculation
by Master baiter7447 February 26, 2025
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commie cumfart

When you can’t decide if you’re going to become a satanist or a Muslim before you leave for America.
Often Atheist and Asian, with only the desire to destroy the west.
My father died of agent orange, I’m going. To destroy America with my commie cumfart. Crybaby reds pooed their true colors out.
by idiot.dunk.contest January 21, 2024
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