cumfumble

Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.

"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"

by keatsway August 19, 2008

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cum dumb

The feeling you get after an orgasm, that impares your ability to think and move.

Whitney - "Did you like that?"
Chadwick - "Uhh cream of corn."
Whitney - "WTF"
Chadwick - "Sorry.. cum dumb."

by AZ_boy December 16, 2008

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Cum dumb

After several orgasms the brain begins to lose cognitive abilities.

Hey babe, do you know where you left the car?

Nawww... I'm cum dumb.

by handles Gent October 22, 2014

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1. An individual, usually female, whom is considered and utilized for ejaculating in. Men have been known to get filled with cum as well, take Mephistopheles Foetusgrubber for instance...he is a cumdumpster and an advocate for cocks and cumloads...
2. A sperm bank comprised of a lucky individual.
3. A bimbo, a trollop, a slut, Me in a "nutshell."
4. Lastly, cumdumpster can be defined by many Bukkake actresses.

Oh my god, I cant believe I just got cream pie gangbanged by like-50 guys; wow what a cumdumpster I have become!!!

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

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Cumdumpsta-nothin

(n.) - a uncomplimentary term used to describe a person, most notably a female, who is a slut *and* will likely amount to nothing in life.

(example 1)
John: Did you hear about Chris's new girlfriend?
David: 'Nah, what's she like?
John: She's a high-school dropout, and she's loose as hell.
David: Damn, she sound like a cumdumpsta-nothin!

(example 2)
John: So how's it goin' with the new gf?
Chris: Man, I dropped that ho -- she ain't nothin' but a cumdumpsta-nothin!

by J-Philly December 14, 2008

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