awkward cuttlefish

noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"

~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded

by loveotters21 June 1, 2010

Cuddleship

That point when it's excelled past friendship to the point where you can platonicly cuddle

"Are you guys dating?"
"Nah were just in a cuddleship"

by KittyKatty February 11, 2014

cuddleshock

(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.

(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.

Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...

by badmintonlover13 March 13, 2011

Cuttlefishing

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.

"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."

by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015

Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.

Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.

by Janonamouse March 8, 2021

cuddlefinger

The middle finger that massages the sphincter while the rest of the hand cups the scrotum

When someone is overly brown-nosing, they are a cuddlefinger.

by I failed english November 21, 2010

cuddlekiss

The act of cuddling and kissing at the same time.

"I would just love to hang out and cuddlekiss him, you think he would cuddlekiss me back? I sure hope so!"

by Chynna August 3, 2007