Cuckoo

Verb - to forcefully and without consent seal the genitalia passageways closed on an unsuspecting victim. Best results come from using medical grade, thin viscosity adhesives allowing an injection of glue deep into the genitalia cavity for an optimal, leakproof seal.

I was left with no other choice than to follow that wrinkled old bitch home, throat punch her sleeping husband to prevent any interruptions to the procedure, and then I performed a flawless cuckoo in that dumb hags dusty cunt bag. Cuckoo mafucka!!!!!!

by Sir CuckooCachoo March 13, 2025

cuckoo's nest

a mental hospital, an insane asylum

I felt like I was visiting him at the cuckoo's nest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2012

Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.

"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."

by Zarl June 23, 2009

cuckoo banannas

Made famous by Manny on Degrassi its used to ask someone "have you lost it?","are you insane?" or "crazy"

"omg,you asked that loser out,have you gone cuckoo banannas?!"

by emilyyyyyyyyyy July 17, 2007

Cuckoo poo

When someone is passed out or asleep and someone else pulls down their underwear and takes a shit in it before pulling the underwear back up so when they wake up they think they've shit themselves. Can also be done in their bed.

My lightweight mate crashed out after some beers and luckily was face down on the sofa, too good an opportunity to miss. I had a turd on the cusp so pulled his kecks down and laid a cuckoo poo in them. I then pulled his pants back up and smothered it in before slapping him awake shouting 'you dirty bastard, look what you've done, you've stunk out the room!!". Mortified he didn't show his face for a while and still thinks my cuckoo poo was his.

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Cuckoo Bananas

a saying used to call somebody an extreme version of crazy

She ran a mile on a whim. Her friends said "She is Cuckoo Bananas."

by Knuttelman May 1, 2009

cuckoo bananas

its a catch phrase manny santos from degrassi TNG uses alot
it means crazy in a cool, girlish, fun way

hello cuckoo bananas, im gonna go cuckoo bananas

by DR. JT YORKE January 7, 2010