suburbanite

person who lives in the suburbs and is scared of the city; only goes to the city to work; usually middle class wasps

That suburbanite is fucking scared of the hood.

by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003

suburbanite

A person who lives a fabulous life in the suburbs and refuses to live in the city is referred to as a suburbanite. A suburbanite lives a glamourous life in the burbs, not having to worry about being robbed at gun point, stabbed, shot or being approached by homeless people. Suburbanite refers to someone living the life of luxury in the perfect suburbs.

Olivia: "Oh, where are you from?"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "I'm from Toronto, you?"
Olivia: "Ohh, thats nice ... I'm a suburbanite"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "A what?"
Olivia: "Sub-ur-ban-ite. It means I'm living the life in the suburbs"

by suburbanite,duh March 4, 2013

suburbanite

Well the definition depends on
(a) whether you see the city and its surrounding area as one unit, and small towns and rural areas as another, OR

(b) whether you see the city, the surrounding area, and the countryside as three separate entities.

(a) Someone who lives in a small city, small town, or a rural area. These type of suburbanites are hicks who shop at Walmart and have never been to a city.

(b) Mega-rich snobs who moved from the city to an area 1/2 hr away because they feel the noise and "smell" of the city is beneath them.

by Woodlawn September 30, 2004

suburbanite

worthless suburbanite who comes to the city on weekends, hangs out at Fireside, then sits on curb at Dunkin Donuts at Clark and Belmont wishing he/she were cool enough and/or affluent enough to actually live in the area.

Fucking suburbanites. This place sucks now. Let's go somewhere else where there are no 708ers.

by Pegboy October 2, 2003

Suburbanite

Somebody who sticks to suburbia like moss sticks to a Mississippi tree stump.

'Marc, you're such a suburbanite - experience the world like a man you bitch.'

by pro_gamer_6969 May 10, 2023