Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

Cuban Underduck

When you bend your dick down and back, and a girl blows you from behind with her nose on your butt hole.

"I got a dandy Cuban Underduck from the broad I met at the bar last night."

by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016

Cubanlink

a style of jewelry be it neck chain or braclet

yo let me peep that cubanlink chain of yours
yo run your cubanlink chain

by pete November 27, 2004

Cuban Pete

He's a really modest guy, although he's the hottest guy, in Havana.

They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

by This is a bad name September 14, 2017

The Cuban Outsider

Nickname given to Dwayne Wade

wow that was a deep shot by the Cuban Outsider

by Kody Wade November 19, 2009

Pulling a Cuban

The act of one needing to go to the hospital via ambulance due to the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.

Person 1: Dude what happened last night?!

Person 2: You were Pulling a Cuban and we had to take you to the hospital

by lohj July 8, 2012