Crushing Pussy

Pounding out the vag with no mercy. Turning the lips into raw ground beef. Destroying the fuckhole... VIOLENTLY!!! (making the pussy unusable for about a week/week-and-a-half). Or on a lesser note; making love to your girlfriend, wife, slide-off, side chick, etc. so good the night before, that she has to call out of work the next day.

Quite honestly my friend (or mate, or whatever), one must be crushing pussy AND make at least figures to gain respect in this country club (in a British accent).

by YessCubanB June 22, 2014

crushing the cornshell

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.

“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”

by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018

head crushing

A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.

Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.

The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.

I felt better after head crushing that jerk.

by asbee October 17, 2010

lowkey crushin

When you secretly have a crush on someone and don't wanna tell anyone

I'm lowkey crushin on my friends brother but I'm scared to tell her😢

by ima_shygirl1023 December 20, 2015

Crispin

thinks im stupid for telling him that i want him
But if humankind started shutting down and turned cold, what would become of us? why is the western hemisphere so obsessed with cool and cynical?

I want to date, mate and fate Crispin.

by Krkič September 17, 2019

Crushing

A verb used to describe someone being very attracted to someone else. When someone has a crush on someone, they would be described as "crushing on him/her"

Ben: Hey, Sean. What's up?
Sean: Oh my god, I'm totally crushing right now.

or

Ben: Wow, Sean, that girl Julia over there looks pretty hot.
Sean: Yeah, I think I've developed a crush on her.
Ben: So you're crushing on Julia?
Sean: I suppose you could say that. Yes, I am crushing on Julia.

by Ben Harris May 1, 2006

boner crushing

The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.

Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.

by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010