Nanna's Nut Crunch

When a teenage male has sexual fantasies about a woman over sixty.

John had a case of nanna's nut crunch for his social studies teacher.

by JK_Paddywhack September 26, 2007

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

Banana Nutt Crunch

Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicles, before the man ejaculates, the women headbutts the man in the penis, more specifically the shaft and then punches the man in the testicles. Hince the name, the banana nutt crunch.

Man, did you hear what Shaquita did to Gonzo? He pissed her off so much, she tricked him into taking his pants off and she gave him a banana nutt crunch, and i ain't talkin' about the cereal.

by Tj Brown March 19, 2008

KFC Nutty Crunch

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.

I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.

by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019