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Crunch

A crunch may be referred to the act of masturbation or wanking
Boy1: that girl is fit
Boy2: i may just have to go crunch over her
by gablehallstudent February 22, 2010
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Crunch

Eating lunch w/ some people in conjunction w/ getting wasted.

Hence, Crunk Lunch
I went over to John's house for some crunch.
by Jballintegrity December 28, 2005
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Crunch

spicier word for the old bland version of Crunk
You keepin' it crunch, yo?
by Reese Jota King October 12, 2008
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The Crunch

It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.
Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:

Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?
by The Crunch Master July 3, 2017
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crunches

sit-ups
"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."
by bmoc November 9, 2003
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Crunching

Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
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crunch

v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es
v. tr.
1. To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.
2. The act of taking a huge shit
3. Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

v. intr.
1. To move feces with a crushing sound.
2. To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

n.
1. A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.
I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom.

I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks.
by CaptCrunch December 18, 2003
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