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A (most likely homemade) pocket pussy that has been heated under a heating lamp. Commonly seen baking in a Raider Mr. Handy bot.
The boys were getting a little hot and bothered so they had to whip out the cruck to blow off some steam.
Cruck by UrbanKoolaid June 26, 2020
Cruck
Can either mean food or sending it, originated from the London rap scene from artists Ashbeck and El Londo
Cruck by Raeoflight4222 September 17, 2022
Chuck chuck
Chuck chuck by Sjrivbe January 11, 2015
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT