crotchwitchiter

a girl on her period who needs some cheerios and chocolate

man isn’t she in a crotchwitchiter mood right now?!

by sobellaconderella June 19, 2024

crotchdité

An appetizer before the BJ, a combination of crotch and crudité.

Rishy: You let him dip his balls in your mouth like it was a bird bath?

Aietzhunn: It was just a crotchdité, not the main course. An amuse bouche, if you will.

by Rishysan April 21, 2009

Crotchity

The likeness of being a crotch.

"He's feeling a bit crotchity..."
*Sigh*

by Hagate November 18, 2011

crotchitiest

The superlative form of Crotchite. It's a word now.

I'm the oldest, wisest and also happen the crotchitiest among all of us.

by Alpaccaz January 9, 2019

Crotchwatch

1. Crotchwatcher
n.
Someone who cannot take their eyes off their own or another's no no square.
2. Crotchwatching
n. The process of watching one's own or another's crotch, usually for viewing Urban Dictionary definitions in class.

1. Bro, did you see that crotchwatcher? What a creep!
2. Dang, the teacher caught me crotchwatching.

by AppleCumButter December 13, 2021