Jazz crooner

An elderly readers wife who makes regular appearances in the pages of a top shelf Jazz Mag.

'Has anyone seen my April edition of 'MILF times', there's a Jazz crooner on page 42 that looks just like Mavis from accounts?'

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

cooberz

dale mCcubrey, an assistant principal at bacon academy, (also known as cooberstown). Mrs. mCcubrey has huge balls with spikey pubic hair. Also repes cooperstown classic gear.

Cooberz ball whipped little johnny and left his face purple and filled with holes.

by r kelly April 7, 2004

Croozer

A skinny bisexual male who lives in Adelphi, Maryland, or the A.... This person also likes to stab things, drive peoples cars, sell drugs and throwbacks, and he also hates Norman. He is also the best wide receiver at St. Albans School.Has also been known to hook up with unnamed women he likes to call the "dome piece".

Im Croozer and I hate norman and dary....

by someone December 15, 2004

Crookers

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010

Cloober

a club rat, someone who lives at/in the clubs because they think they're awesome.

i.e most miami kids

not necessarily anything negative, it's pretty legit

guy #1: let's go to LIV tonight!!
guy #2: alright you cloober, let's ride

by the man myth and legend July 8, 2011

Crookery

Out doing criminal activity

He looks shady like he is about to get into some crookery.

by Sikkone September 29, 2014

crober

Crazy sober. Usually happens when you really want to get wasted but can't find drugs.

Graham Baskett couldn't find a tro, so he'll be crober all night.

by brandoniscool May 28, 2005