cronis

what is a cronis

What is a cronis. Many wonder, but nobody will ever know.

by buttsdudewhatevs June 18, 2009

crons

1. A basketball club whose name is an acronym for "Come Ready Or Never Start"

2. A name designated by the Teriyaki House when they cannot understand your seemingly simple name.

Teriyaki House: What is your name?
Colin: Colin.
Teriyaki House: Ok, your name Crons from now on.
Colin: Okay...

Some Anonymous Person: Yo Colin, come over here.
Omid: Dude, his name is Crons. Say it right, bitch.
Colin: Fo sho, thats how I roll, ain't that right Cobin?
Omid: Damn straight son, lets get some food.
Colin: FEEEEEEET!!!

by Cobin and Crons November 3, 2007

Cronus

1. The status of being a sad, pathetic Canadian who has dedicated his entire life to talking about the actions of a person he dislikes.
2. Taking the internet way too seriously. See synonyms at fag.

"Could you please stop talking about Gunslinger? You're being such a god damned Cronus."

by Niaad April 9, 2003

cronster

can mean either sexy or mingin, to keep the person guessing wheather you like them or not.

person no.1: you are such a cronster
person no.2: so you wanna go out some time?
person no.1: no....

by rachellz January 3, 2005

CronusMAX

A controller converter, scripting device, keyboarding and more. Mostly used to cheat in online video games such as Call of Duty.

"Ay that man shoots so fast, must be using a CronusMAX that has a rapidfire script on it"

by MinusADMIN October 21, 2020

cronksickile

can be used to describe something that's cool, unrated, or even a big event that goes all out
depending on the connotation it can also be used to describe negative emotions or events

I heard about this really cronksickile music artist that's been making music for a few years now

by skiddilydeet July 17, 2023

cronos

Strange, orange armour wearing person. Tends to act nice, or be insane....or both at the same time.

He was so quiet....but then he went Cronos.

by Cronos Saint's TimeLight August 24, 2003