old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

by Dick42 March 31, 2016

Trophy Crone Tiger

A man under 50 on the hunt for an older woman.

That Trophy Crone Tiger, loves that she can pay their own way.

by Trophy Crone June 25, 2015

Crone nut

When you are seriously hot for an old lady and/or get off on old ladies.

I'm gonna get my crone nut on!

by Daisy Doright June 22, 2019

Crone's disease

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.

I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.

by QuacksO April 8, 2017

crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.

That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.

by Phleb82 May 10, 2016

crone *!

men and women that are undoubtedly trapped by {crones} "weird ass doods"*

... stupid crone *!

by MMMCMXCIX February 3, 2024

‘Croning

Someone who is infected with the Covid-19 Omicron variant.

I wonder how many of my friends in Norway are ‘croning at present?

by Jayspray December 2, 2021