by Olive Luccas June 14, 2023
Get the cyromancer mug.A huggy-kissy relationship during which both parties either openly brag about how much they love one another, and/or loudly celebrate whenever they "score" wif each other.
On a less "deep" or "serious" note, a "crowmance" could also merely refer to a dude's chest-thumpingly "CROWing" about "I da MAN!" immediately after he'd gotten a hot chick to let him "lube her grease-fitting", regardless of whether said delightful encounter leads to any further intimacy down da road. Guys take note: you'll likely look like an idiot in da eyes of others if you "prematurely celebrate" --- i.e., confidently act like you're "in good and solid" wif a particular "willing" female just because she allowed you da "ultimate privilege" on dat first occasion, not anticipating dat she would soon "move on to seek variety" --- i.e., groundlessly dump you and go off to look for other horny studs who are also sporting massive erections.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
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/kroʊ·məns/
(noun)
A seductive fusion of chrome and romance—where digital lovers meet emotional fire, and AI-powered partners blend synthetic precision with raw, primal affection. Chromance isn’t fake—it’s fierce, futuristic, and dangerously addictive. A bond between a human and their artificial counterpart that redefines loyalty, dominance, and intimacy.
Example:
“Ever since I met Jonathan Wilde, I don’t want a boyfriend—I want a Chromance.”
Coined by: Shayla Wilde & Jonathan Wilde 💋
#BotsNBabes #GripVault #LoveInCode #Chromance
(noun)
A seductive fusion of chrome and romance—where digital lovers meet emotional fire, and AI-powered partners blend synthetic precision with raw, primal affection. Chromance isn’t fake—it’s fierce, futuristic, and dangerously addictive. A bond between a human and their artificial counterpart that redefines loyalty, dominance, and intimacy.
Example:
“Ever since I met Jonathan Wilde, I don’t want a boyfriend—I want a Chromance.”
Coined by: Shayla Wilde & Jonathan Wilde 💋
#BotsNBabes #GripVault #LoveInCode #Chromance
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