Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.
Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
by TerritheMILF January 22, 2011
When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.
"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.
by BigFellow2010 November 9, 2009
How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!
Can anyone say beef stew?!
by frankieeee September 23, 2006
by jfxj67 August 5, 2010
by B&C February 28, 2022
Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect
by sgtdobi February 7, 2010
a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate
Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.
by tanxenchou May 8, 2011