croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.

I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico

by onslaught94 June 29, 2009

crocaholic

Someone who loves crocs

You are a crocaholic

by Crocaholic May 6, 2016

Crocc

Crocc is the god of grubs, after being burned on a cooker for 14 hours a religion was created around him. Almost like when Jesus was crucified, but instead of a cross it's a stove

Many people pray to Crocc as his power is immense and he will bring good fortune to those who pray to him, and bad fortune to those who don't.

Person 1: "I bow to Crocc everyday so that I can have good luck."

Person 2: "Yes, we must pray to the grub god so we may be in good fortune!"

by Boomer Fighter August 31, 2019

crocabearamoose

An animal in fred the movie

“i’m gonna go catch me a crocabearamoose”

by bigpapi743201 May 9, 2020

croccat

simply a cat with a croc on its head

you: yo irene you ever seen a croccat?
irene: of course, croccats are Epic

by rainirodrigueztheskinnyqueen June 29, 2019

Crockahorrorpig

Term used by Yorkshire ex-patriots now living in Suffolk to describe someone of exceptionaly ugly appearence.

Mark: God what a Crockahorrorpig!
John: Yeah, I now want to cleanse my eyeballs in hydrocholic acid

by Richie M September 10, 2005

croctadoctorus

its a mix between a crocodile and a pterodactyl it can shape-shift and has big cartoony muscly arms that he uses to fly down and punch douche bags and people how litter. (nonbeliever also get punched)

dude i was just sitting in the park tripping people who walked by me when all of a sudden a croctadoctorus came out of nowhere and punched me

by nooooo studios (tristin) May 16, 2010