croatia 

a place where the people never gave up hope that someday they would be free.

pozdravi nam ANTE PAVELIC

croatia by HRVAT September 28, 2003

croatia 

a country that whoops ass and everybody else is jealous of especially the serbs.

croatia ia all and owns all!!!

croatia by sxycro September 8, 2004

Croatia 

A country that is fairly good now, but used to be filled with tremendous sadistic asshats and corrupt shitheads. Still has some, but a lot of people had changed and are much better. A lot of them are egotistical, however, or just plain too patriotic. It litteraly makes me uneasy to watch their TV because every other word has something to do with Croatia. It's like they have to remid everyone where they are every six seconds in case they forget. Although, they are a proud owner of extremely good ice cream and hot, yet loose women.

Croatia looks like a pterodactyl on the map.

Croatia by punchline February 28, 2005

croatia 

Awkwardly shaped country located in the Balkans of Europe. Claimed its independence from Former Yugoslavia in 1991. Stil l to this day stubborn Croatians and stubborn Serbians argue like children about who is better or you did this, you did that.

Croatia is East of Italy

croatia by joe55566 November 28, 2006

croatia 

A country with very nice sea,nature,women and food,just it has a lot of people called "Ustase",they are fascists and they love brutalitly and hate serbs even tho serbs deserve to be hated.

Croatia is THE SHIT,bro !

croatia by He who he is January 1, 2006

Croatia 

An Eastern European country in the Balkan. Very similiar to Brasil.
-nice beaches
-high tourism
-hard to learn language thats used in a few other countries
-soccer is a huge part of the culture

I went on a vacation to Croatia, it was amazing.

Croatia by samuraiPepsi December 23, 2019

Croatia 

A country with very partiotic people. The people hate the Serbs. On the coastline. Quite a few stray cats, and the female cats are always pregnant. Has a funny smell, kinda of old people and has people getting drunk alot. One moto of the country is: Could've, Should've, Would've

Hey how was your summer?
Ohh i was in Croatia.

Croatia by bobbyjohngonzo August 31, 2008