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Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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Croatian loofah

The Croatian Loofah is when you have a 'preferably' girl bent over fucking her doggy style. You pull out and cum all over her back, then use one of your dirty crusty white gym socks to wipe the cum all over her back; effectively exfoliating her skin
Oh man- I totally Croatian loofah'd this girl last night- smelled like pineapple and staph infection
by OrganizedAnarchy6969 August 8, 2016
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Croatian

Croatian girls ride cock like no other chicks in the world! If you find a girl who even has a tiny bit of Croatian in her, take her home!!!! She will give you the best night of your life! They are the sexiest girls in the world!
Man I just got me some Croatian last night, best of my life!!!
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Croatian Language

The most dick wrenchingly difficult Russian doll of all languages. Just when you think that you've uncovered the key to understanding how to speak it there's a new level of suffixes and word re-arrangements. There's 87 common ways (excluding anomalies) of completing every single noun in this bullshit language, and at the end of it, everyone in Croatia uses one of 3 dialects which are completely separate to the actual language.
Dave: Hey, did you hear Mike's taken Croatian Language for Beginners this semester?
Pete: RIP
by WheelchairDave February 27, 2016
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Croatian Taco Tornado

Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".
guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.
by Charliesheen3 July 15, 2011
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Croatian Fire Brigade

When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.
Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
by Bro 100 July 30, 2022
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Croatian

Proud to be a Croat.
Hrvatska all the way !
Im proud to be Croatian
by Croatian234143 November 19, 2011
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