One of the greatest soccer players of all time and the best ever of Portugal. 32 years of age, Cristiano Ronaldo has made appearances for clubs such as Sporting Lisbon, Manchester United and now Real Madrid.
by dankmemes711 March 06, 2017
Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player
He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.
He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.
by steph August 31, 2004
To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
by tehretardedbunny July 15, 2006
Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.
by Hellish November 14, 2004
One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.
Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!
Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
by MyWay. September 22, 2008
by Bah November 15, 2004
Portuguese "soccer" player. The World mutally hates him and knows that he is the biggest douchebag alive.
The World:We hate you Cristiano Ronaldo, you're a douche and we all hope you suffer a career ending injury very soon.
by yenih2 July 09, 2009