A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.
by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005
Get the Crapton mug.I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).
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by Repeat August 26, 2021
Get the Asap crypton mug.For a person or group of people to take the exceedingly long way to complete a simple task. "You are a crinton" can be used instead of saying "Why did you do it like that, there is an easier way you know"
"He/She pulled a crinton as he/she could have just as easily pushed this button instead of running down the hall, calling someone, running back only to push the same button"
"He/She was crintoned by his friends letting him take the longest possible drive home."
"He/She is a crinton by the fact that everything he/she does is the long way to do something."
"He/She was crintoned by his friends letting him take the longest possible drive home."
"He/She is a crinton by the fact that everything he/she does is the long way to do something."
by TemRa September 25, 2009
Get the Crinton mug.One who spends the majority of their time obsessing over cryptocurrency technologies, exchanges and the IoT (internet of things).
One who prefers to hide their identity, making purchases and transactions anonymous, especially in the cryptocurrency realm.
One who prefers to hide their identity, making purchases and transactions anonymous, especially in the cryptocurrency realm.
the cryptonerd spent the majority of his evening reading the iota white paper to understand the concept of the tangled method
by Diaspore August 20, 2017
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"You have a crapton of ice cream"
"You have a crapton of ice cream"
by bath and body works December 31, 2011
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