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Crawfish

A woman with an attractive body, but an unattractive face. Much like the crustacean, you want to bite off the head and eat the body.
Oh man, this girl has the greatest pair of tits, but her face looks like her neck threw up. Total crawfish!
by wlc123 March 1, 2011
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crawfishin

That dude was talking like he was Bout It Bout It, but when I got out the car, he immediately started crawfishin
by Naycrawfish December 29, 2021
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mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
by burrning asshole December 5, 2010
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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019
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Wet Crayfish

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.
Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.
by drewseph January 29, 2005
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crawfish ass

The state of having as ass so ugly and red that it looks like a crawfish.
Chris's crawfish ass is scaring all the ladies away at the nude beach.
by shakeitgirl December 13, 2012
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dead crawfish

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!

(*SPLASH!*)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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