Slade Craven

Being more death metal than an airplane can handle

"Slade Craven filled up Glen Benton's inverted crucifix scar with piss and then lapped it up."

"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"

"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."

"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."

"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

craven baby

The baby that comes 9 months after the renouned country jamboree at craven, the sex party of saskatchewan.

I'm afraid that i was too drunk at the jamboree and might end up with a craven baby.

by r0yse January 27, 2009

craven cur

-noun
1. Incredibly timid and a massive coward. Emphasis on the superlatives in the previous sentence; this phrase is the pinnacle of all derogatory remarks regarding a person's cowardice.

-verb phrases
1. to be a craven cur: This could replace any insult that would otherwise be considered too obnoxious or inappropriate at the time being. If your friend buys milk instead of orange juice, instead of yelling "you fucking idiot!" at him, you could say "craven cur!"

-noun
John: What have you done!
Jane: Well, I snuck into your house, ambushed your family, and didn't even give them a chance to fight back.
John: Craven cur!

-verb phrases
John: I brought milk home!
Jane: You craven cur! I told you to bring orange juice!

by your father's cousin's brother's sister February 28, 2008

Craven Morehead

This Ringo was the star drummer for the Beatles

by blii February 20, 2003

Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

by sqrell November 10, 2012

The Craven Payne

Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.

Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!

by Jersey ""ECU" Shore September 29, 2010

Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.

She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004