Crapet

A crapet is a crappy carpet. Sacrifice a goat to Bobalhobnish on the third full moon of Novenbuary to get the stains out.

Man, I got to sacrifice that goat of mine to Bovalhobnish soon, or my crapet won't get clean again.

by Phillip1337Curtis May 23, 2011

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

Lost my crappetite

The feeling of no longer needing to make a bowel movement after smelling someone else's.

I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.

by jupiter77 February 10, 2010

crappetizer

Appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).

Let's just order some crappetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!

by Karen Drummey August 5, 2007

crappetite

1. A desire to drop a fecalith deposit in a nearby toilet.
2. An insatiable craving to let fecal matter exit the body.
3. Wanting to take a dump.

I walked into the Porta-Potty and saw that the crap had crested the hole in which it sat, whence seeing it I lost my crappetite and proceeded to leave.

by Seth Anderson April 22, 2008

Crappetite

The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.

Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!

Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.

by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017

Crappetizer

When someone does not flush the toilet after taking a dump leaving it to be discovered by the next user.

I went to use the bathroom at Wal-Mart and someone left me a Crappetizer!

by LazyFantazzie March 2, 2010