Cranston East

Cranston East, the poor and more ghetto side of Cranston. Their motto is fuck bitches get money, but they don’t have any. Your outfits consist of fake Gucci belts and crop tops that you can tell where their childhood shirts because they can’t afford new ones. They literally make the teen pregnancies statistics , and you are guaranteed to either join a gang or get shot. Who’s the baby daddy? No one knows after that orgy but you know he wouldn’t show up either way. Oh did you think that was a hickey on his neck? No that was just a mark from their fake gold chains. Their hobbies include getting arrested and buying snacks with their food stamps. And you best believe that they’re high off weed this entire time.

Oh your from Cranston east? Which fast food joint are you going to work at when you get older?

by William the III April 14, 2019

madison cranston

A girl who is such a savage and usually has five younger sisters and 2 step parents. Being the oldest she is always very independent and smart. But this girl has a definite sweet tooth. Madisons love to listen to rap and there favorite person is Cardi B. Also her favorite color is marron or burgundy and she also has braces.

Madison Cranston are so Awesome i wish i could be like her.

by M-girls1738 June 14, 2018

Cranstone

The sir name of a person who has a mushroom shaped head

"Dan Cranstone is such a mushroom head!"

by spanishcaveman November 10, 2012

cranston tilt

Variation of the "Gangsta' Lean" but found specifically in and around Cranston, RI. In most cases the driver (of any ethnicity, however must be in the lowest tax bracket of that ethnicity) operates the vehicle (usually a Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme or a Chevrolet Caprice Classic) with his left hand barely resting on top of the steering wheel while leaning excessively towards the center of the car.

Jeez, that douche with the flat-brimmed Yankees hat is performing the cranston tilt

by GKenns January 15, 2008

cranston jaw breaker

when your girl lays on her back and you proceed to drop your nuts in her mouth.

Dammmm kidd this bitch was madd cranstonn last nightt, she made me give her the cranston jaw breaker.

by the cranston idiot August 16, 2010

Cranston West

A school in the nicer area of Cranston Rhode Island that has rivals in the ghettoer area which happens to be Cranston East. the West kids have more money and more freedom because most of the time their parents are too busy working for more money for their children. The west kids have more money to buy "hard core drugs" instead of the east kids who barely have anything. Most of them are pussies when it comes to sports and fights are typically not very entertaining. Most of the kids are too busy playing xbox 360 to learn how to actually fight.

Did you hear that when Cranston West played against East in a basketball game, one of the East players hurt a West players ankle. He had to be carried off in a stretcher. What a pussy. Now he can go back home and play more xbox 360 and do more drugs.

by east girly May 23, 2008

CranstonIde

1) A god-like computer programming codewarrior.
2) One who can craft code with ease
3) Having the innate sense to program

This Java project wicked hard! Too bad I'm not CranstonIde or else I could whip this thing up in a jiffy.

by SethWhalgren February 4, 2009