Cranky Kong

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

ghetto cranky

used to describe a female who can get so angry so fast and with so much attitude that you fear retribution, she may stick you or cap you.

Stay away from Carly she is ghetto cranky today.

by smarty boots December 15, 2010

Cranky Kanky

Mckenna watson

Mckenna watson is cranky kanky

by bootyjoody636483 February 21, 2022

Travel Cranky

The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.

bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.

by aperritano February 23, 2011

cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 2, 2013