cracktastrophe

when a castastrophe occures while cracked out and goin through it

when Michelle realized she'd done all her crack and the city was dry...it was a major cracktastrophe

by Just Jen December 21, 2004

crackasyn

The girl who sits at the chemistry table in front of you, whom everyone thought was a babe at one point until she turned in to a (2)Kraken.

OR

The monster that is in the pants of a (2)Kraken.

Lynn : Alisyn is such a babe.
David: not anymore, look at the moster.
Hutch: Watch out it's CRACKASYN!!!

**Explosions and screaming in back ground**

by David the Native January 11, 2009

Crackasyn

The girl who sits at the chemistry table in front of you, whom everyone thought was a babe at one point until she turned in to a (2)Kraken.

OR

The monster that is in the pants of a (2)Kraken.

Lynn : Alisyn is such a babe.
David: not anymore, look at the monster.
Hutch: Watch out it's CRACKASYN!!!

**Explosions and screaming in back ground**

by David the Native January 12, 2009

cracksty hoe

combination of crack hoe and nasty hoe. cracksty hoe.

person 1: shit... check out that girl at the bar.... that is one busted bitch!!

person 2: wtf dude, that's my sister.

person 1: damn, your sister is a CRACKSTY HOE

by kreayshawnisabasicbitch November 10, 2011

Cracktastic

Cracktastic: The complete opposite of Fantastic.

O fuck this is cracktastic
Your so fucking cracktasic

by Julz Kemmerer August 2, 2004

Crackatastic

Taken from Nigga root word "Cracka", meaning totally awesome white dude, like a Chris, and "tastic", which is what bitches and fags like to add to the end of words to imply something pimp, Crackatastic means a cracka who is totally pimp and fucks the competition

Is he.....
Yeah, that cracka be Crackatastic

by 9mm from 9SnickZ4Eva June 13, 2011

Cracktastrophy

When a crack dealer or a crack Fein has misplaced or spilled their crack.

It was a cracktastrophy.

by Kootneypook November 26, 2019