Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

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Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

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Cracked Eggs

Busting or having busted a hot, creamy load of man juice.

Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode April 29, 2015

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by Togepi69 June 14, 2017

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Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018

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a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special

"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"

by Jochow May 07, 2007

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Not wasting time with details or pointless exercises and getting to the heart of a matter or task

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