Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020

Cracking Eggs

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

Cracked Eggs

Busting or having busted a hot, creamy load of man juice.

Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

cracked egg baby

a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special

"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"

by Jochow May 21, 2007

Let’s just crack an egg and be done with it

Not wasting time with details or pointless exercises and getting to the heart of a matter or task

Q: Hey did you want to go out for breakfast?
A. Yes but let’s just crack an egg and be done with it.

by Sugarloaf Stickybuns April 2, 2020