comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable

Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!

by crnnchls February 9, 2010

coontastic

Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.

1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."

by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008

comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.

by El Defino November 12, 2006

Cumtastic

so amazingly overwhelming, that it is orgasmic.

Oh my god this is soooooo cumtastic!!!!!!

by ME!! February 22, 2005

Cooltastic

Extra freakin cool!

Her cooltastic level just went down five points!

by Your Face Loses The Game February 14, 2010

croctastic

(Adjective)

Croctastic means “fantastic” but with crocs (shoe). If someone says that something is croctastic, it’s fantastic. It is sometimes mistaken for croctastic, as in crocodile, but that’s not the case.

Jack: did you hear? No school tomorrow!
Ben: wow, that’s croctastic!
Jack: yeah dude
*high five*

by eliteshrek April 5, 2019

comcastic

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.

Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!

Yeah! It was comcastic!

by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005