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covertiness

1. the state in which a person claims to be covered by the Intelligence Identities Protection Act as a covert agent while behaving in a manner so as to remove that status or to expose it as false. Such behavior may manifest itself in acts such as: 1) telling a boyfriend on your third or fourth date that you are a CIA agent during a heavy make out session; 2) driving to CIA headquarters without fear of exposure; 3) recommending your spouse for a CIA trip 4) attending inter-agency meetings communicating your relationship with the CIA to persons without a need to know; 5) allowing your spouse to write an Op-ed in the New York Times about that CIA trip; 6) after finding out that a journalist has discovered your identity, calling your boss just to let him know as if it's a minor inconvenience; 7) posing for pictures in a magazine without regard for the safety for colleagues who may be compromised by your exposure.

2. the possession of a relationship to an intelligence agency that is not general knowledge, but is easily ascertainable with minimum research.
Her covertiness was quickly exposed by behaviors that no actual covert person would possibly contemplate.
by hit and run November 3, 2007
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Coventry

Known as the city of culture. Mixed with loads of people from different ethnics. It does have many famous backgrounds the football team was good back in the day. It's had a part of film history recorded there such as the Italian job, nativity, world war 2 documentrys... Many more.

Coventry is a known area during world war 2. most notable for the famous city's cathedral bombing. Also famous for thy lady godiva. The city also full of university accommodation/ university students. It is like the old saying a concrete jungle. Has a very good mixed range of music taste you'll hear loads.

Now the city is also known to be full of chavs, Has a high rate for stabbing/robberies. High crime rates. A lot of drugs running around. If you are also from Coventry you will hate the ring road and junction 3 via m6/A444. The worst bit is it's known for areas fighting fighting each other. (Sometimes even at there own football games) yep there are alot of fights... but well that is Coventry you don't mess with them people. Also known for the chavvy accent. (Cov accent sounds slightly american/British/Chavvy mix blend to it) but not everybody is like that only a Coventry geeza. It ain't really slang all the time well depends on who you meet really.

Overall over all the doom and gloom can be a nice city not everybody is bad. it is a standard city on the upgrade.
Someone from Coventry normal accent
"Ey up mate what time is it"
"Ey up pal where can I catch the 13 buzz from"

Typical cov chav normal accent. Normally youth
"Yes then brav wat ya saying"
"Yo dat girl is piff ya dun know"
"Yo pass me the zoot fam"

"That geeza got lynched ennit"

Normal cov people bit more older
"Yes mate lets go fatty Island"
"Fuck me mate that was buzzin"
"You alright derick"

"You're looking pretty dappa"
"Omg mate that was sick not gunna lie"

Olders
"Ey up mate fancy going bull and butcher for something to eat."

"Hello duck"

"Need to go get some fuel"

"Catch you later buddy off to central 6 off with the misses to get some clothes"
by Gangster 1 of da best yet full December 21, 2019
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covert op

COVERTOP is the C&C password.
by larstait October 12, 2003
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covert wank

covert wank: having a wank without getting caught either:
1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you're sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn't be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you'll get an earfull.

if the person you are trying to hide your wank from becomes suspicious, the spunk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you'll be in trouble.
Examples of Covert Wanks:
1. 'do you want carrots or not?'
'no thanks' (knowing the wank was undetected)
2. 'have you called mr. evans yet?'
'nope' (knowing the wank was undetected)
3. 'what's that magazine?'
'men's health' (knowing it was penthouse magazine)
by **tom1234** May 26, 2007
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Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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Coventrate

Complete annihilation. Has its origins in World War 2 after Coventry was almost completly destroyed by german bombs.
Wikipedia- "The devastation was so great that the word "Koventrieren"– to "Coventrate", or to annihilate or reduce to rubble – entered the German and English languages."
by DonFrye July 15, 2011
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covert plops

A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.
Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.
by DoublePenetrationHolloway February 21, 2007
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