A fake ass poser that acts like and swears that he's a country boy even though he lives in a big city. They can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. May also be seen line dancing at a country night club.
Country Boy Wannabe: Man I can't wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.
Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.
Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.
by Tellingitthewayitis4ever October 25, 2011
Get the Country Boy Wannabemug. a boy who doesn’t know how to shoot, hunt, fish, never been on a bull or bronc, never been muddin, and only has one pair of boots, and they usually have some form of an american flag on them. He usually listens to rap but when he wants to be country he’ll put on some morgan wallen or luke combs, maybe some alan jackson if he’s more educated. He doesn’t know what hey dudes are, never heard of ariat or hooey or justin, and he probably has a straw hat from tractor supply and sits in his room all day playing video games.
“yo have you seen that new fake country boy, aiden?”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
by no more bullshit December 5, 2020
Get the fake country boymug. A wannabe country boi buys there pecan pie from Walmart likes the Tennessee volunteers and wears vineyard vines shirts also act like there from the south but from like Canada listen to songs about riding tractors in Dixie land and a guy with a shirt and a guy who told a girl to keep her hotel key
by Bigpapajohn4real November 22, 2018
Get the Wannabe country boimug. by Leothetree October 24, 2019
Get the cross country boymug. A boy whos in love with nature. He is usually into hunting, fishing, shooting and farming are the most common. He's normally quite tall and muscular and he stands up for what he believes in. Also he is most definately an animal lover but can sometimes smell a bit to much like them! He is normally quite humble
by English country girl. Nature December 21, 2013
Get the English country boymug. A cowboy that doesn't give a crud about what you think of him! A strong man not only physically but mentally and emotionally. Knows how too treat a lady and how to show off the southern gentleman in him. Luciano is a great successful business man of Hot sauce! This man will be going places in life!
by 😂 Anonymous ❤️ August 19, 2019
Get the Country boy lucianomug. A blonde haired doucher who takes delight in cramming dumplings down his throat and making others smell his chad. Strengths are his ability to court females and completely ruin them in the eyes of his friends by using their mouths as contraception. Weaknesses are skin pigments, died hair, sexual ambiguity and of course the dreaded kryptonite. The Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy (or SICB for short) is also a chameleon at heart. The SICB is equally at home in the country, working on the farmstead and talking Aussie slang to Bogans as he is when taking googs with a big bunch of boost’s in a pink singlets at summerdayze. Truly a rare species, the SICB polarises people and sickens even the most fucked individuals.
Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy or Rigga or SICB
by The Jackal 888 January 12, 2010
Get the Swiss-Italian-Country-Boymug.