couch slut

A couch slut is one who takes up an entire couch forcing others to make two decisions. They can either sit on another close by couch, or they may sit ON the couch slut. Couch sluts generally don't understand what it means to be a couch slut, therefor making the whole situation more humerous.

Lauren, you are the defintion of couch slut!

by I think you know who January 18, 2005

Cockslut

Used as a demeaning word about a male who says something provocative, or use a provocative gesture, that suggest you are a idiot. Is most commonly whispered to the people surrounding you, without the guy hearing it.

Ex1:
Male 1: (Pushes him self aggressively in front of a row) Excuse me!

Male 2: (Whispering to friends) What a cockslut

Ex2:
Bartender: (Yelling) For the third time: no you can't get bottled beers here!

Customer: (Whispering to himself) Cockslut

by Mr. Ansjooos February 18, 2009

cocksluts

cocksluts is a group of 7 girls who tinychat each other til early hours.
often joined by perverts and cocks.

hence the name

Jee: hello cocksluts
paige: OH MY GOD ITS JEE AGAIN. GET YOUR COCK OUT.

by OMGANONLOL November 13, 2011

CockSlut

A man who gives himself away for free sluts.

"Joey on friend is such a CockSlut."

by The K KAY kai! September 28, 2006

couchsucker

Associate Member who begins sleeping on the couch without paying any additional rent.

Like couchsurfer, couchsucker is one who has overstayed his welcome. Like a rotten fruit.

by sasona420 September 1, 2009

couchsleuth

With recent advances in technology, ordinary people, with no relevant education, training or experience, can now feel like they are solving crimes from their phones on their couches.

Through perseverance, delusion, and a fals sense of competence and grandiosity, Nicole has become one of the most tenacious couchsleuths of the 21st-Century as she has solves crime from her phone on her couch.

by JTSpicoli April 18, 2024

couchlete

couch plus athlete combined- when you do leg lifts and other easy exercises on the couch while watching TV

Let's stop being couchletes after we finish this show and go outside for some fresh air!

by Kriemel September 19, 2011