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cotton job

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.
Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.
by ChrisMcDanks December 19, 2016
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turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.
by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008
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cotton blocked

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”
by Juicy - C March 9, 2019
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Fish on Cotton

The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.
Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."

Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"
by ATwad February 7, 2010
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Cottam

An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.

The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.

Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".
Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 30, 2023
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Black Cotton

A symbol for unrewarded struggle
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Cotton cock

Men sometimes experiences a chapped dry cock from getting to many lap dances.
Shit man I got a cotton cock from all the girls giving me lap dances.
by ashane November 15, 2016
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