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Cosmopolitan Ice Cream

When a girl gets double-penetrated by a black guy and a white guy at the same time, while on her period.

Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla
Hey man I gave Paige the Cosmopolitan Ice Cream last month, but we need more vanilla for tonight, you in?
by CapnJohnSmith September 5, 2011
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Cosmopolitan

Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.
Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?
by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022
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cosmopolitan bias

Synonym for critical thinking with negative connotation. Coined by Trump policy adviser and Lunesta enthusiast Stephen Miller.
Student: If people were already living in North America, how could Columbus claim to have discovered it?

Teacher: This question reveals your cosmopolitan bias and it's shocking. *Falls asleep*
by Farnaby August 26, 2017
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