Bill Cosmopolitan

1/2 oz of Fresh lime juice, 1 oz Cranberry juice, 1/2 oz Cointreau, 1 1/2 oz Vodka Citron, 1 tablet of GHB. Serve chilled. Garnish with slice of lime. Will most likely cause the consumer of the beverage to pass out, leaving them open to sexual violation.

Frat Guy #1: Hey, so how are you gonna try to get Vanessa over there to fuck with you tonight?

Frat Guy #2: I'm thinking about fixing her a Bill Cosmopolitan. *winks*

Frat Guy #1: You smart ass motherfucker. Go get her Brock.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

The Recycled Cosmopolitan

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.

-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!

by Laurent Racoon December 5, 2020

Creeper Cosmopolitan

A total creeper with a sense of style or cute/hot.

Girl 1: Oh my God, check out that total creeper that has been checking me out on myspace. At least he's a Creeper Cosmopolitan...

by Simi Leaann Shiloh April 15, 2009

cosmopolitician

a person in political office who also poses for a spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

Scott Brown is the first cosmopolitician to be elected senator in the state of Massachusetts.

by stuartvision January 21, 2010

cosmopolite

noun:

a) a synonym for an urbaweller
b) (offensive) : in Stalin's Soviet Union (1928- March 6, 1953) an offensive designation for Jews

adj:

c) someone who has a cosmopolitan political worldview (and a sort of bohemian sense of music, art, culture, literature, architecture, etc..)
d) (offensive): a person who has received a private high school education, especially if the person then moves back to the countryside to live like landed gentry

in terms of definition c) mentioned above, a person can very well be a cosmopolite and still live in the countryside

by Sexydimma September 20, 2013

Cosbipolitan

A spiked drink usually consisting of roofies or molly.

Bill Cosby enjoyed mixing his special cosbipolitans for his victims.

by A. Steele December 24, 2014

cosmopolitical

Street savvy politicial know-how for the urbanites.

Oh my gosh, those gay guys are so cosmopolitical.

by Inner-circle August 9, 2010