cosmonaut

An astronaut of Russia(or the former Soviet Union) is called a "cosmonaut". The word was derived from "kosmos"(universe) and "nautes"(sailor/navigator).

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts.

by DQ October 22, 2003

cosina

Beautiful Cosina's are the most loved in their friendship group, always joking around and has a natural talent with video games. Cosina's never sleep they grind. Men love being around people named Cosina (and that's a fact). Cosina has a Greek origin meaning world harmony.

Guy 1- "Woah Cosina is so good at video games, I need to play some some with her!"
Guy 2- "Woah I just love the name Cosina I wish she was mine."

by cyanide070 April 16, 2021

Cosmicality

A cosmical mistake; to make the worst mistake possible.

"The cats decision of jumping over the dog was a disastrous cosmicality."

by Mr. Vox May 2, 2021

cackpipe cosmonaut

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

by radioturtle July 1, 2022

spinning cosmonaut

Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.

The other day at the social club, I went for a spinning cosmonaut.

by James March 28, 2004

Cosmikaze

A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.

"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"

by Bdamn August 23, 2011