corn dog

what you get when you have sex with a chick with a yeast infection

I Spotted the monostat 7 and realized....I Had a corn dog

by STriker January 29, 2003

corn dog

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?

by threezz January 3, 2009

Corn Dog

When you are penetrating someone anally and you skewer a turd with your penis.

*man pulls penis out of anus and has a glob of scot on it*
Man:....I've got a Corn Dog

by Cuntalroy December 20, 2017

Corn Dog

A delicious food on a stick.

Lilly: “You swim like a corn dog.”

by TempleFox December 6, 2018

corn dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass until she shits on your sick then she licks it off

Rogers girl gave him a corn dog

by Big cocks get shat on May 2, 2018

Corn Dogging

When you put on a corn flavored condom, put a corn dog stick up your urethra, and then fuck your partner.

We're from Iowa so we enjoy Corn Dogging.

by En Garde October 17, 2020

corn dog

When a man gives a woman anal pleasure and then "pulls out" with poop on his erect penis. Then the partner sucks their penis with the cum and poop all over. Resembles a corn dog

I gave a bitch a corn dog but she said she was a vegan.

by Dylan Avery July 8, 2006