One who consumes massive amounts of corn syrup beverages, typically American. Contains High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial flavors, fake dyes such as red 40 or yellow 6. Often paired with a canola/soybean oil drenched burger and fries.
Aaron: What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!
Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!
Casey: I didn’t eat but I could go for a McGriddle and a Mountain Dew!
Aaron: Gross! Talk about a high fructose bomb! You Corn Syrup Goy Boy!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 6, 2025
Get the Corn Syrup Goy Boymug. A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.
He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.
by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025
Get the high fructose corn syrup daddymug.