indian corn teeth

Someone with serious dental issues. Thier teeth are so neglected, they resemble Indian Corn where the teeth are all different sizes and colors (yellow, brown, black and white).

Professor Johnson has Indian Corn Teeth; when he smiles I vomit in my mouth a little bit.

by Cle0fus September 7, 2005

corn tip

when a man has anal sex with a girl and he takes his dick out of her ass and its covered in poop and the tip of his dick has a piece of sweetcorn.

*after anal sex*
Mario: you got shit on my dick! there's corn on it too!
Emily: you gotta corn tip

by yxxd July 10, 2017

Corn toes

When one’s feet smell like Fritos (or some sort of chips brand)

bro 1: boi. Someone’s got a bad case of the corn toes
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?

by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019

Baby Corn Theory

Any thing like or relating to the idea that if one gets baby corn on their mongolian bbq, most of it will roll away and you'll be left with only one piece. So you come up with the solution that you need an extreme amount of baby corn so even though most of it rolls away you will still have enough baby corn. But the person making it assumes you're some kind of freak for baby corn and doesn't let any of it roll away, so you have an extreme amount of baby corn still. (there is nooooooooooo happy medium)

Obvious: why do you have so much babycorn? Baby Corn Theory :/
Not So Obvious: Well i can either not talk to him at all or sing a romantic duet to him every morning. . . .baby corn theory

by Brittany! December 22, 2007

corn toss

This can happen under the improbably scenario that a gentleman pulls out after anal f-ing a woman and realizing there is a corn kernel stuck in his jap-eye. The gentleman then promptly uses his finger to flick the kernel into the air which lands in the woman's mouth, and is referred to as the 'corn toss.'

"One of the more disgusting things I have ever heard of has to be the corn toss."

by m January 5, 2005

Corn through a goose

To move quickly through intestines without being digested fully; fast; a variation on "grain through a goose"

Craigslist Ad: "this motorcycle goes like corn through a goose!"

by Thalaron November 9, 2012

Eats corn the long way

anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).

"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."

"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."

"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."

eating corn the wrong way

by kanga kanga kanga March 10, 2008