conslutant

Someone who has no work life balance and has sold their soul to the company, like consultants tend to.

Don't be such a conslutant, take Saturday off!

by JK_Dancer October 6, 2016

Conslutulations

Congratulatory term used in the situation where you don’t want to openly cause offence when someone is celebrating the announcement of an event derived from their whoreish behaviour.

Conslutulations Katie on the announcement of your fourth pregnancy to the third different father of your children...

by Ashmahn December 5, 2018

Copenshit

When you are taking a shit, and also fill your lip with a fat dip of Copenhagen!

I came home from work today and took me a nice big copenshit!

by Jrex3 August 20, 2021

Copensation

The act of trying to convince others that the position one is in isn't as bad as it is.

Copensation/Copensating - "Dude trust me just put in 500 in GameStop, it's a sure thing. Just cause I'm down 1k right now doesn't mean it won't go up!"

"No, you're copensating."

by SomeonetookpauI March 19, 2023