cooties

legit just logan

holy shit that person has cooties

yea

by MarilIgosk99 February 3, 2022

Cooties

Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.

I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.

by Krazy Kharrazi August 27, 2008

Cooties

Boys germs that little girls catch when they touch them....ewwwww

That girl has got cooties from that boy who just touched her

by Stef ROCS June 25, 2003

cooties

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"

by Gahmuret July 22, 2006

cooties

A deadly germ caused by under-aged kids. Commonly known as(Coo-ties). A North American Germ, tranferred from one kid to another.By kids calling them-self liking each other. This germ can became very deadly, if not treated by the parent/s.

My little girl was six years old, when she came home one-day and had gotten the (COO-TIES)from a little boy, she like at school. My little girl said she only played with the little boy at recess and in the classroom. She always would say he was cute and now she has the Cooties!

by Mrs 2 Click April 5, 2008

cooties

According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").

Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"

by b_bold November 17, 2009

Cooties

A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.

girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "

by Shmoozums January 15, 2006