by Attaq January 16, 2004
Get the poolsville mug.as one of the dopest schools around, located in cookeville, Tennessee, “CHS” is a school full of cool ass stoners and dumbass students trying to get an “education”. cookeville high school is also way better than any of its neighboring schools, such as upperman.
friend 1: “Have you heard of cookeville high school?”
friend 2: “Oh yeah! That’s where all the cool stoners attend.”
friend 1: “Yeah! They’re way cooler than upperman”
friend 2: “Oh yeah! That’s where all the cool stoners attend.”
friend 1: “Yeah! They’re way cooler than upperman”
by sex_cart April 16, 2022
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The most disgusting town in Tennessee. There's drugs, disgusting country-ass hicks, and ugly boys. Stay away.
I can't wait to get out of Crossville
by Bada. July 10, 2011
Get the Crossville mug.A city in central Tennessee (30,000+/- pop.), home to Tennessee Tech University (OVC) and their mediocre sports teams, Cookeville Regional Medical Center (where anyone injured worse than a simple sprain or cut has to be airlifted to Vanderbilt), Oreck Vacuums (they suck, but it's a GOOD suck) and a handful of other companies few people have ever heard of. The city government is run by the Good Ol' Boy Network and you'll never get a job with the city unless you're related to someone. County seat of Putnam County, ALSO run by the Good Ol' Boy Network. Cookeville has a Baptist Church-to-Resident ratio approaching 1:1 and anyone you meet on the street who isn't a Tech student from out of town is likely to ask you if you know Jesus. People in Cookeville who like to think they are hip, quaint or funny refer to the city as "Cookietown," "CookeVegas" or "The 'Ville." The outskirts of Cookeville are packed full of double-wides.
1: "I was driving on I-40 last week getting real hungry so I finally gave in and stopped in Cookeville for some Chick-Fil-A."
2: "Oh, bro, I feel sorry for ya."
1: "Yeah, the girl at the counter was cute but as soon as I started chatting her up she got all Jesus & God bullshit on me."
2: "Yeah, that'll happen."
2: "Oh, bro, I feel sorry for ya."
1: "Yeah, the girl at the counter was cute but as soon as I started chatting her up she got all Jesus & God bullshit on me."
2: "Yeah, that'll happen."
by Art_Garfarkle December 4, 2012
Get the Cookeville mug.Coolville describes the sheer beyond greatness of something, that awesometown doesn't have, on a larger scale. Coolville trumps awesometown in every aspect of its awesomeness.
by J-dubs532 January 10, 2010
Get the Coolville mug.A hick / skudrutter town where all the crack heads live. Known as the perry county meth heads also. We’re a yee yee town mixed with Hollywood’s drug stuff. And hey we’re in Ohio the top state for human trafficking. If your not snorting coke off your friends table or doing shots out of there belly button. Your probably mud running or running from the cops. See we used to be an okay town full of pottery now we just do pot. If you like to do drugs then crooksville is the place to be
Hey did you take a trip down to crooksville for the supplies? Yeah I got it you ready to get fucked up yo
by eat my butt June 20, 2019
Get the Crooksville mug.Home to an unfathomably large quantity of butthurt northerners, panhandlers, and reckless drivers alike. Should you find yourself passing through Cookeville, remember to take slow breaths, keep your windows up at all times, and for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT LOOK THEM IN THE EYES. If you follow these simple steps, you can avoid an unwanted run-in with a Cookevillain.
The road trip went well, save for the fact that we ended up with a flat tire in Cookeville of all places. Needless to say, we popped the spare tire on and skidaddled as fast as we could!
by VroomVroomSkrrrt July 11, 2023
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