A type of “cumming” on an entirely different scale
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Where one is able to discharge several litres of semen
While the orgasm can last up to a minute
And 20% of your blood stream is replaced with dopamine
Be warned if you are planning on cooming always climax in a place with exceptional irrigation such as a bathroom
Otherwise your home shall never be the same
Coom Victim: No I Can’t Coom I’m in the Guest bedroom...n..no....iM...IM.......C O O M I N G..........GaH..I..i never knew cooming could last this long.....oh....oH..NO...SECOND......WavE...........🥵A🥵A🥵A🥵 ....*Semen Seeps Underneath Guest Door Causing Wood Rot And A Permanentley Sticky carpet*
by The wise man of the mountain August 2, 2020
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A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.
by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020
Get the Im cooming mug.The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called “Cooking with Maddie.”
Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.
Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.
by BigThotThiccBoi May 17, 2019
Get the Cooking with Maddie mug.The manly way to say "Everyday Italian" .
Saying that you are watching everyday Italian is not manly. However saying Cooking With Cleavage is manly and tells people why you watch the show.
Saying that you are watching everyday Italian is not manly. However saying Cooking With Cleavage is manly and tells people why you watch the show.
by Nadsafs July 4, 2009
Get the Cooking With Cleavage mug.jerk jurk –verb (used with object)
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling: jerk chicken.
1. to preserve meat –adjective
2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.
3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling: jerk chicken.
Pimento wood is what gives true jerk cooking its unique flavor. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.
by jerkmaster January 17, 2008
Get the jerk cooking mug.In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 8, 2010
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