concrete stiffy

A very hard erection of lasting duration.

She teased me to extremes, my prime boner was a concrete stiffy!

by little miss perky February 10, 2009

Condragulations

From Rapaul's DragU show. Female contestants, guided by seasoned drag queens from Rupaul's Drag Race, fight to be the fiercest drag queen. Rupaul congradulates (or condraguates) the contestant who finishes with top honors with this word.

Condragulations, Damita Jo Mama, you are the winner of Drag U!

by Vajay J September 25, 2010

Concrete Donkey

The end-all, be-all of weapons in the Worms games (especially Worms Armageddon and Worms World Party). It's a huge statue of a donkey that falls from the sky and crushes anything and everything beneath it, ripping a big hole through the landscape and causing widespread death and chaos. Especially lethal if Double Damage is in use on that turn.

Shawn would have won if I had not used the Concrete Donkey on her team....

by RatchetBoo October 13, 2003

Concrastinate

To put something before all else.

{Opposite of 'procrastinate' ('con' opposite of 'pro')}

I concrastinated today by doing dishes right when I woke up.

by Scottymcdergymheim September 2, 2010

concrit

means constructive criticism

this is my latest poem. concrit is highly appreciated.

by maelicious May 27, 2006

Concrete Jungle

Large urban cities. Like a jungle, there is so much going on in large cities and so much depth to tis high rises and train systems underground. Also like jungles cities are loud and alive at night and something is always going on 24/7.

"It was easy to get lost in the concrete jungle of New York city."

by cornersss January 14, 2015

concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005