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making lame social conversation 

When a party guest has nothing in common with you and makes attempts to find out what you are interested in. He may also bring up subjects that really have no interest to anyone. The guest's attempts are lame and superficial. He has no intentions to find out who you really are and does not want to be seen at the party by himself and talking to no one.
"So, what do you think of the cold weather today? Did you catch the big game? What do you do for a living? Did you hear about the towel sale at the mall?"

I had to ditch that guy at the party. He was making lame social conversation.
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Jetpack conversation 

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.
My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

Bergman Conversation 

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.
"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."
Bergman Conversation by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008

D-E Conversation 

Similar to an A-B conversation, (so C yourself out) but more serious in nature.

Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!

Commercial conversation 

Having a conversation with someone only during the commercial break of a TV show or sporting event, quickly ending when the program comes back on.
Only having 2 minutes and two seconds per commercial conversation, Danny and June took the entire Super Bowl to decide where to have dinner that weekend.
Commercial conversation by bob_c_o January 18, 2010

Formspring conversation 

When someone will have an everyday conversation on formspring, and will constantly right back. and usually spams up your home page and can be utterly annoying.
Question 1
Hey (:
heyyy

Question 2
whats up?
oh nothing much,

etc etc, this is a formspring conversation

organic conversation 

it is a conversation that just flows without any awkward silences or without one of the parties constantly trying to keep the conversation going
I crave an organic conversation right now. I'm so tired of being trying to get people to talk
organic conversation by idoogo August 2, 2017